You're Not The Father

So, if you've never heard of the show called Maury, then you're in a great position. I'm telling you now, don't even turn your television to it unless you've had multiple sex partners and you're unsure who the father is. Which will bring in my point for this blog. I remember when girls were getting pregnant and then all of a sudden they were on Ricki Lake talking about they didn't know who the baby daddy was. That was in the 90s. So, I'm browsing through the channels and I catch Maury and the subject of the show is paternity tests. What the hell!! You mean to tell me this shit still exists? Are you serious? Apparently, they are. Let me be blunt as I can, if you're still walking around this green earth sleeping with Tom, Dick and Harry without protection............you're dumb. You need help and you need to have your vagina sewn. That played out during the 90s. There's something called AIDS and HERPES out there and I guess you just forgot about that crap, right? Yes, you forgot and along the way, a parent was being reckless in my opinion. Well, that's all for now.

Bee Pee

Farmville Inspired Today

So, yeah this blog will be about the ever addicting game called Farmville. Yeah many of us are addicted and we don't even want to talk about it. Matter of fact, one of my friends said she's moving and she's going to cancel her Netflix in order to get the Farmville cash. Yeah that's called INTERVENTION time. lol However, I'm addicted too! I can't even lie. However, this blog is more about the damn Collection they have going on. Me, like many others, thanks Eve and Jason for this blog......have experienced the "gone in 10 seconds" bullshit. Yeah you know the ones you click on and every fucking time you click, the shit is gone! So, I find out today that what these bitches are doing, is they are taking the fucking link and giving it their friends before they post and then they put it on public for the rest of us to click to NOTHING!! Isn't that some crappy shit? I felt really sorry for Jason today because it's been happening to me and my other FV friends. However, I've seen it happen but for some reason, he was the one I responded to. I went to invite him as a friend and because I have some collections saved up, decided to try to share one with him in hopes of him getting what he needed. It did not work out that way, but at least we tried. Now, I don't know about you, but I am like him, I will delete your fucking ass. I can now understand why people are looking for only serious gamers. I deleted someone last night because TWICE, I clicked on their shit and nothing. Eve said it could be an issue with Farmville because it took me back to my farm but guess what! TOO FUCKING BAD! DELETE! There are way too many farmers out there for me to be worried about ONE. Also, by the way, shout out to my sexy farmer. You know who you are, I love when you fertilize my garden. Smooches!