You're Not The Father

So, if you've never heard of the show called Maury, then you're in a great position. I'm telling you now, don't even turn your television to it unless you've had multiple sex partners and you're unsure who the father is. Which will bring in my point for this blog. I remember when girls were getting pregnant and then all of a sudden they were on Ricki Lake talking about they didn't know who the baby daddy was. That was in the 90s. So, I'm browsing through the channels and I catch Maury and the subject of the show is paternity tests. What the hell!! You mean to tell me this shit still exists? Are you serious? Apparently, they are. Let me be blunt as I can, if you're still walking around this green earth sleeping with Tom, Dick and Harry without protection............you're dumb. You need help and you need to have your vagina sewn. That played out during the 90s. There's something called AIDS and HERPES out there and I guess you just forgot about that crap, right? Yes, you forgot and along the way, a parent was being reckless in my opinion. Well, that's all for now.

Bee Pee

Farmville Inspired Today

So, yeah this blog will be about the ever addicting game called Farmville. Yeah many of us are addicted and we don't even want to talk about it. Matter of fact, one of my friends said she's moving and she's going to cancel her Netflix in order to get the Farmville cash. Yeah that's called INTERVENTION time. lol However, I'm addicted too! I can't even lie. However, this blog is more about the damn Collection they have going on. Me, like many others, thanks Eve and Jason for this blog......have experienced the "gone in 10 seconds" bullshit. Yeah you know the ones you click on and every fucking time you click, the shit is gone! So, I find out today that what these bitches are doing, is they are taking the fucking link and giving it their friends before they post and then they put it on public for the rest of us to click to NOTHING!! Isn't that some crappy shit? I felt really sorry for Jason today because it's been happening to me and my other FV friends. However, I've seen it happen but for some reason, he was the one I responded to. I went to invite him as a friend and because I have some collections saved up, decided to try to share one with him in hopes of him getting what he needed. It did not work out that way, but at least we tried. Now, I don't know about you, but I am like him, I will delete your fucking ass. I can now understand why people are looking for only serious gamers. I deleted someone last night because TWICE, I clicked on their shit and nothing. Eve said it could be an issue with Farmville because it took me back to my farm but guess what! TOO FUCKING BAD! DELETE! There are way too many farmers out there for me to be worried about ONE. Also, by the way, shout out to my sexy farmer. You know who you are, I love when you fertilize my garden. Smooches!

Parking too close to my fucking car

How many times have you parked in public parking and come out the store to find some dick has parked so close to you that you can't even open your fucking door? Are you kidding me!!! I remember once I went to Starbucks and this shit happened. I was SO pissed off it was ridiculous. I left them a very rude note.

Today, I'm relaxing at home and I get this email from a friend of mine with pictures of people like me who have left notes on cars because someone has either parked too close or fucking double parked. Let's not even get started on that shit.

2010 - What shall it bring?

Well, it's 2010 and we've begun yet another new year. As I read other facebooker's postings, I see how some people have made resolutions and I'm not mad about it, but I'm very happy to see those who simply said, I'll just continue what I've been doing. Seriously, we all break one of things we say we're going to do. Losing weight is at the top of the list. Very few of us actually stick it out but if you have a buddy in your weight loss battle, it's much easier.

So, this is not about losing weight, they have enough shows out there dedicated to that industry. This entry is about the new year and what I feel will be a great year. We have a President in office who is making history and I feel he'll be in office for another four years. I have a goal this year like many others and that is to become more focused. Sometimes I find that I have my hand in too many cookie jars. For this year, I want to focus on less things. I enjoy my blog here and though I may not have but ONE follower right now, I'm sure in the coming months, I'll have more. Perhaps it'll turn into what I want it to be. I am not going to stress though if nobody's following me. If they read, they will come.

Well, my cup of coffee is gone and I'm about to do some light cleaning around here. Till next time!

Bee Pee