Are you happy?

Wow!! It's been a moment since I was on my blog, but today I am writing because I'm HAPPY. How many of us can really say we're happy? I'm in a happy relationship though I am going through a divorce. I couldn't have asked for something better. We don't work hard at this, we just are. In my marriage, I was "working" on keeping myself happy. What I learned is that you don't have to "work" on a relationship, if you're truly happy, everything just flows. So, I wish everybody a piece of happiness and I'll tell you this, if you're not happy, run for the muthafucking hills!

You're Not The Father

So, if you've never heard of the show called Maury, then you're in a great position. I'm telling you now, don't even turn your television to it unless you've had multiple sex partners and you're unsure who the father is. Which will bring in my point for this blog. I remember when girls were getting pregnant and then all of a sudden they were on Ricki Lake talking about they didn't know who the baby daddy was. That was in the 90s. So, I'm browsing through the channels and I catch Maury and the subject of the show is paternity tests. What the hell!! You mean to tell me this shit still exists? Are you serious? Apparently, they are. Let me be blunt as I can, if you're still walking around this green earth sleeping with Tom, Dick and Harry without protection............you're dumb. You need help and you need to have your vagina sewn. That played out during the 90s. There's something called AIDS and HERPES out there and I guess you just forgot about that crap, right? Yes, you forgot and along the way, a parent was being reckless in my opinion. Well, that's all for now.

Bee Pee

Farmville Inspired Today

So, yeah this blog will be about the ever addicting game called Farmville. Yeah many of us are addicted and we don't even want to talk about it. Matter of fact, one of my friends said she's moving and she's going to cancel her Netflix in order to get the Farmville cash. Yeah that's called INTERVENTION time. lol However, I'm addicted too! I can't even lie. However, this blog is more about the damn Collection they have going on. Me, like many others, thanks Eve and Jason for this blog......have experienced the "gone in 10 seconds" bullshit. Yeah you know the ones you click on and every fucking time you click, the shit is gone! So, I find out today that what these bitches are doing, is they are taking the fucking link and giving it their friends before they post and then they put it on public for the rest of us to click to NOTHING!! Isn't that some crappy shit? I felt really sorry for Jason today because it's been happening to me and my other FV friends. However, I've seen it happen but for some reason, he was the one I responded to. I went to invite him as a friend and because I have some collections saved up, decided to try to share one with him in hopes of him getting what he needed. It did not work out that way, but at least we tried. Now, I don't know about you, but I am like him, I will delete your fucking ass. I can now understand why people are looking for only serious gamers. I deleted someone last night because TWICE, I clicked on their shit and nothing. Eve said it could be an issue with Farmville because it took me back to my farm but guess what! TOO FUCKING BAD! DELETE! There are way too many farmers out there for me to be worried about ONE. Also, by the way, shout out to my sexy farmer. You know who you are, I love when you fertilize my garden. Smooches!

Parking too close to my fucking car

How many times have you parked in public parking and come out the store to find some dick has parked so close to you that you can't even open your fucking door? Are you kidding me!!! I remember once I went to Starbucks and this shit happened. I was SO pissed off it was ridiculous. I left them a very rude note.

Today, I'm relaxing at home and I get this email from a friend of mine with pictures of people like me who have left notes on cars because someone has either parked too close or fucking double parked. Let's not even get started on that shit.

2010 - What shall it bring?

Well, it's 2010 and we've begun yet another new year. As I read other facebooker's postings, I see how some people have made resolutions and I'm not mad about it, but I'm very happy to see those who simply said, I'll just continue what I've been doing. Seriously, we all break one of things we say we're going to do. Losing weight is at the top of the list. Very few of us actually stick it out but if you have a buddy in your weight loss battle, it's much easier.

So, this is not about losing weight, they have enough shows out there dedicated to that industry. This entry is about the new year and what I feel will be a great year. We have a President in office who is making history and I feel he'll be in office for another four years. I have a goal this year like many others and that is to become more focused. Sometimes I find that I have my hand in too many cookie jars. For this year, I want to focus on less things. I enjoy my blog here and though I may not have but ONE follower right now, I'm sure in the coming months, I'll have more. Perhaps it'll turn into what I want it to be. I am not going to stress though if nobody's following me. If they read, they will come.

Well, my cup of coffee is gone and I'm about to do some light cleaning around here. Till next time!

Bee Pee

Went from $36 t0 $13?

I just finished reading an article on Yahoo about a guy who was a writer at NBC or ABC who the fuck cares, and he was making $36 an hour and now he's working for FedEx making $13 an hour. You know what that sounds like to me? It sounds like someone had better humble themself.

I don't really feel sorry for those that were making ALOT of money at one time and now they have lost their job and can't find a job. I know I sound harsh but here's the deal.............some folks have been living well under their means A LONG TIME. They know how to save their money and not to live a very lavish life filled with alot of credit cards.

So, a year ago you were the person giving out the orders and now you're taking the orders? Sounds like to me you've been brought back to reality. So, here's in interesting point he said.........he said when he goes home he knows what he's having for dessert...aspirin. Yep! That sounds right!

So, when you see a service worker doing something that you know you don't want to do, when the economy comes back up, you may think about tipping them more than the $2 you tipped before or you may just give them a sincere thanks because you've either done their job or glad you don't have to do it.

Those are just my thoughts in this bad economy. Humble yourself and next time..........SAVE.

BeePee

For Those That Didn't Think I'd Make It

How many times you hear this whether it be on tv or not? Everybody wants a sob story of liquid encouragement. They always want us to pity them because according to them, someone told them they "wouldn't make it" or "wouldn't amount to anything".

I watched Top Chef season reunion and chef Eli Kirshtein had a made a comment about chef Robin Leventhal and her winning the challenge for playing the sympathy card. I'm not saying he's right for saying that but I do beleive that ALOT of people once they get on t.v., they feel that in order to be connected to their audience, they have to play the sympathy card.

I'm sick and tired of seeing the sympathy card being played. Booo fucking hoo!!! I just don't believe that in this day and age people are telling you "you know what Tiffany, I like you and all but you're going to fucking fail in life." That shit doesn't happen anymore!!

These days people are more positive than ever so that you can make it. They don't want to live their lives knowing they told you that you would be a fuck up and then you make it big and not give their ass any of your fortunes or even give them props for being a positive force in their lives.

So, quit the bullshit and get over it. As my friend Meka has been known to say "man up". It's quite simple. Quit going on tv and crying to get my sympathy vote. If you keep that shit up, I'll never have any respect for you.

Black Priestess signing off!